Its awards season and here are some of my own:
Best Editing – P.S. Bharti for not doing more of his job
Best Technology – Motherboard on Kaala Bandar
Best Costume – Ketaki Phatak for Kaala Bandar
Best Supporting Actor – Kaala Bandar again (Bravo!)
Best Supporting Actress – Masakali, for the freakish plummage. Haven’t you heard of molting?
Best Action – Prem Chopra for peeing on the street and slapping his wife
Best Actress in a Comic Role – Sonam Kapoor for the eternal smirk. (What’s so funny?)
Best Actor – Cyrus Sahukar…uh, wasn’t he the only MAN in the movie?
Most genuine statement – ‘India works. its people make it work.’ Well, DUH-mocracy dude.
Why oh Why, did two established Bollywood actors not teach their own child anything? Maybe it skips a generation.