Its awards season…and here are some of my own.
Best Costume – Ketaki Phatak for the Kaala Bandar
Best Technology – The motherboard on the Kaala Bandar
Best Supporting Actress – Masakali with a freakish show of plummage! Have you heard of molting?
Best Supporting Actor – Again, Kaala Bandar
Best Editing – P.S. Bharti who should have worked a little more on it
Best Actress in a comic role – Sonam Kapoor for never being able to keep a straight face
Best Action hero – Prem Chopra for peeing on the road and slapping his wife.
Best Actor – Cyrus Sahukar…uh, wasn’t he the hero? No, cos I didn’t see any other leading men there..og Yes, Mamdu was there.
Most genuine statement made – ‘India works. The people make it work.’ Well, DUH